Someone just threw up in the campus library.
Many times and very vocally.
I wanted to share with everyone so you'll understand
my absence
when I inevitably get effing swine flu.
About Me
- Sarah
- Portland, OR, United States
- I moved to Portland nine months ago- no friends, no job, no real direction. I'm not sure about the direction thing, but I'm figuring it out. And that's what this blog is about- trusting the mess, embracing the chaos, and posting pretty pictures of flowers and lacey things.
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The Power of One- Bryce Courtenay
Sex God- Rob Bell
Unchristian- David Kinnaman
Traveling Mercies- Ann Lamott
Bird by Bird- Ann Lamott
Purpose for the Pain- Renee Yohe
The City of Dreaming Books- Walter Moers
On The Road- Jack Kerouac
The Paris Review Interviews, vol. 1
The Joy Luck Club- Amy Tan
The Secret Life of Bees- Sue Monk Kidd
My Antonia- Willa Cather
Wuthering Heights- Emily Bronte
The Scarlet Letter- Nathaniel Hawthorne
She's Come Undone- Wally Lamb
Me Talk Pretty One Day- David Sedaris
People of the Whale- Linda Hogan
Captivating- John and Staci Eldredge
What We Talk About When We Talk About Love- Ray Carver
The Blue Cotton Gown- Patricia Harman
A Light in the Attic- Shel Silverstein
The Wizard of Earthsea- Ursula Le Guin
The Evolution of Calpurnia Tate- Jaqueline Kelly
This Lullaby- Sarah Dessen
A Kingdom Called Desire
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3 comments:
Oh dear.
Well, it's a good excuse to spend a few days in bed.... even though you might have to endure the vomitting, sweats, shakes and shivers. But I mean, a few days in bed?... Tough call.
Good luck with that.
PS. Who are these disgusting people who throw up in libraries? Gross.
I could use a few days in bed for sure. And with all that throwing up, I'm sure to lose a few pound as well.
I don't know how you get to be SO sick where you can't even make it to the bathroom. Especially in a public place. Shouldn't you be hypersensitive about your nausea level? The last time I saw someone vomit in public (outside of drunkenness) was in the 4th grade. Curtis Culligan ran for the hall pass but didn't quite make it. Poor thing. 10 year olds should get a pass though. College students, should know better.
Oooh, the lost pounds, I forgot about them. Hmmm, swine flu is looking a little more attractive which is sort of wrong.
Exactly. You usually get a feeling you're about to hurl. Poor Curtis. 10 year olds do get a pass, college students do not.
You do realise that we are both going to get struck down with this? And it is going to include projectile vomitting in public. Just to teach us a lesson.
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